shicker 1892– Austral. Money that we could also spend on booze. tired and emotional 1981– joc. inebrious 1837– malty 1819–1852 slang When faced with a peer pressure situation, it is important for teens to be confident in their answers and their decisions, and the way to do that is to rehearse it beforehand. as full/tight as a tick 1678– nase a1550 cant + 1567 cant overflown 1607 + 1642 When it’s time to deliver a toast, or make a witty comment on any occasion, you can’t go wrong with these funny drinking quotes! When you are drunk you usually say the first thing that comes to mind. Micky, we went through a phase once of declaring ourselves absolutely trousered. it made sense at the time. druncenig OE stoned 1955– slang, orig. fried 1926– slang good quotes. 10 – The Always Humorous Sharpie D-cks: The beginner level of shaming, but definitely the easiest to execute. clear 1688–1697 slang + 1725 slang Dict. ebriose 1871– “Oh, you hate your job? Take care C. chris on September 02, 2018:. loaded 1890– US slang symbelgal OE Suddenly your ex, or that girl in the office you have been mildly flirting with and exchanging funny texts with, seems like just the person who would love to join you for one last drink. "; William Feather "Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious." Please don’t let your poor writing friends get thirsty and buy us a drink by making a 1 Euro donation. ratted 1983– slang (well-)lubricated 1927– slang Drinkers quotes range from the simple quip, to outright mantras for living life to the fullest. When people ask if you're drunk, you should act offended but admit to having a couple of drinks. US dial. slang You need to be more funny on February 03, 2018:. drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 snockered 1961– slang blind-drunk c1775– blue 1818– slang, chiefly US We hope you enjoy our favorite short drinking sayings, and please feel free to comment with a few of your own! That’s why there are so many words in every language to describe this phenomenon. THEY say Eskimos have 100 words for snow, but the Irish have almost as many ways to say drunk. zonked (out) 1959– also transf. whittled 1530–1694 high as a kite 1939– concerned in drink/liquor 1687–1731 now vulgar & dial. over-sparred 1890 Nautical slang Hahaha I’m sure that state might change today! overseen 1532 + 1628 Famous Morning-Themed Quotes . plotzed 1962– slang He made indentures with his legs. There were some experts that denied this famous quote was really his since it was never found in a written form. He / she probably cannot talk in a normal way. the worse for/of liquor/drink 1835– “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”. suckey a1700 slang tankard 1642 in the wind 1818–1840 Nautical slang soaked 1737 + 1899– Woozy. toxed 1635(2) slang + 1637 slang The great thing about this list is that most of the words actually have a year behind them in which it was first used. overseen (with drink) c1475–1678 they might find a way to untie the tubes.. maybe after spanking 'em and clipping the cord, we just vacuum out their uterus Re: Cool lines to say before you kick someone's ass indruncen OE With funny drunk quotes from people like Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields, to champagne wisdom from F. Scott Fitzgerald, to beer sayings from Plato, we’ve collected some of the best words on alcohol ever spoken. Receiving texts from a drunk person while you are sober though is another thing entirely. Change ), You are commenting using your Twitter account. half-cut 1893– slang Troattered. muzzy 1775– colloq. drunk as a loon 1830– lion-drunk 1592–a1640 Military wet 1704 colloq. im a foot off the floor..good beer buzz. good. topped a1632 + 1637 in one’s cups 1611– Rat-arsed. Cheers, US tanked (up) 1893– slang disguised 1607– arch. queer 1826 slang "; Robert Frost "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. pixilated 1848– orig. fou 1535– Scots squiffy 1855– slang “I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.” – Joe E Ellis, “I drink too much. cup-shotten c1330–a1693 US drunk as a lord 1651– grogged 1842 Winston Churchill "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly. 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Among other strange traditions, we give drunk people microphones and ask them to say nice things about us. muddled 1712 + 1840 pipped 1911 + 1929 concerned with drink/liquor 1752– now vulgar & dial. fish-drunk 1591 At the moment? 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE inked 1898– Austral. The University of Glasgow Scotland came up with a list of all the words in the English language to describe when you’re tap-shackled, foxed, shot in the neck or cock-eyed. Kelly K on December 07, 2019: Fine as frog hair. stonkered 1924– slang, chiefly Austral. honkers 1957– slang I’ve been quite drunk, totally fucked, smashed, trashed, hammered, pissed, ploughed and shitfaced. Why didn’t you say so? lousy drunk 1932 + 1936 chiefly N. Amer. ebriate 1847 humorous jug-bitten 1630 slang US lush 1812 slang Dict. Nice article Team HomeWetBar, drink-drowned 1600 This is actually a very formal word for drunk, but people often say it to sound funny. as drunk as a sow 1816 In fact, people often... Legless. bene-bowsie 1621 He … slang kaylied (up) 1937– dial. hit under the wing 1844 slang 15 Ways to Say “Drunk” In British English Inebriated. Why... 3. ripe 1823– slang temulentious 1652 plastered 1912– slang drunken < (ge)druncen OE– Inebriated. whiffled 1927– slang fly-blown 1877 sozzled/sosselled 1886/96– slang Find more similar words at wordhippo.com! All of the following funny apology notes were doing their best to say “I’m sorry” while completely failing in the process. jingled 1908– US slang ‘Me without you is like a nerd without braces, shoes without laces and ASentenceWithoutSpaces.’ —F. cut 1673– slang If you are drunk texting someone else that is also drunk then everything seems to make sense. Here are the 17 funniest drunk texts ever sent… This is a very common way of describing someone as drunk, for example “he got totally legless last night!”. sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 bumpsy 1611 + 1630 obs. Either way, there is no doubt that the man was an excellent drinker. Even if the apology failed, at least we’re able to have a good laugh at their expense. -Pope John XXIII, “Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? drunk as a piss-ant 1930 + 1945 I have all your blogs, I get a lot to learn from your blog. Getting drunk is from all ages. shickery 1878 slang juiced (up) 1946– slang drunk as a wheelbarrow 1709 high-flown a1656 overshot 1605 + 1931– Scott Fitzgerald, A woman drove me to drink, and I hadn’t even the courtesy to thank her. skimished 1908 slang dial. It’s always nice to say a few funny things to your boyfriend and let him know you are the funny one in the relationship. Scratched means some dude got drunk then got his A## kicked ,for being rude to some other dudes girl. rat-arsed 1984– Dict. Being collectively drunk is fine. drunk as a boiled owl 1892 slang + 1922 slang – W.C. Fields, He was a wise man who invented beer. ( Log Out /  strut 1715 Scots ( Log Out /  Weddings are funny things. slang & NZ stewed 1737– slang, orig. 43 ways to say you’re completely/very drunk: geillerocad OE drunk as a dreynt mouse a1310 drunken as the devil c1375 to-drunk 1382 drunk as a mouse a1386–1536 sow-drunk 1509–1522 + 1880 drunk as a rat 1553–1661 fish-drunk 1591 swine-drunk 1592–1601 sod 1613 soused 1613 + 1932 drunk as a beggar 1622 blind 1630– drunk as a lord 1651– 14 Ways of Saying "Drunk" Across the United States 1. plonked 1943– slang And laughter truly is the best medicine for your soul. whole-seas 1821 humorous Change ), You are commenting using your Google account. nappy 1721– intoxicated 1576– peloothered 1914 rare potted 1924– N. Amer. & NZ colloq. symbelwlonc OE Arseholed. Sacked..this list is endless, love it. People who are 'pissed' have lost their inhibitions, are talking loudly and may have started singing. rotten 1941– Austral. Doesn’t everyone?” Noel Coward, “I only drink Champagne on two occasions, when I am in love and when I am not” – Coco Chanel, “Either give me more wine or leave me alone.” ― Rumi, “Age is just a number. Shout out to anyone wondering what the opposite of in is. drunk as a fiddler 1832 bottled 1927– slang drunk c1340– reeling ripe 1610 + 1833–1883 stone 1945–1960 US slang soaken 1651 + 1846 owl-eyed 1900 US dial. When you check out the Historical Thesaurus of the University of Glasgow you’ll also find subcategories like partially drunk, fighting drunk and insensibly drunk. Actually I did some research on Benjamin Franklin some time ago for our historical drunks section. drunk as a wheelbarrow 1675–1709 crocked 1927– But for now enjoy these 236 ways to describe our favorite state of mind. whistled 1938– slang, orig. Another word for drunk. & NZ half-shaved 1818 US slang + a1852 US slang thank you for sharing this article with us it’s really very helpful and informative…. Bevvied. lushy 1811– swilled 1634 flagonal 1653 drunk ,• adj , euphemisms include: Ankled (Bristol) Badgered, Banjaxed, Battered, Befuggered, … squiffed a1890– slang pottical 1586–1589 I always say it with a smile and jokingly, it always gets a good laugh. muckibus 1756 vulgar – W.C Fields. but then, we were stinko paralytico x, Hahaha nice nice… Yeah you got to change your vocabulary from time to time to keep things interesting. Round here?.. in one’s pots 1618 + c1618 pot-shaken 1630 jagged 1737 slang +1902– slang, chiefly US – Plato, Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. DRUNK AS A BOWDOW inebriate 1497– parlatic/par’latic 1907– No one likes admitting that they have had too much to drink, so if you openly tell people that you're drunk, they may not believe you. I am clearly that guy that instigates messing with all the drunk people I encounter, check out my top 10 ways to mess with your drunk friends. under the influence 1879– slang temulent 1628– He has got the gravel rash. ebrious 1630–1858 LightSaver13 on December 12, 2019: I need more. three sheets in the wind 1821– 3 eyed billy goat,3 sheets in the wind, wrecked, gut F##cked, beaned,linebackered (as in hit by a NFL football player), sacked, hooked, wall eyed, pin balled & several others mentioned. US dryncwerig OE & NZ colloq. We’ve compiled the largest list of funny quotes to make you laugh out loud. 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